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Crier Quotes “Sure, they’re domesticated now, but at one point in time, cows used to put up a fight.” - Kylie Jenner Trending News Due to the prolonged…
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Crier Quotes “Excuse me, miss, do you have the time?” - Flava Flav Trending Now New York City’s public transit system, the MTA, issued an advisory this…
#93
Crier Quotes “He’s evaded me for 59 years, but, as God as my witness, I WILL get my hands on his Lucky Charms.” - Bono Trending Now Well, sometimes it’s…
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Crier Quotes “Am I competitive? Well, the last time I played mini golf, the paramedics were called.” - Winona Ryder Feature Newborn Screaming Throughout…
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Crier Quotes “If I’m looking to get lucky, I’ll rub a few strategic locations with bacon.” - Dolly Parton Feature Distant Relative Reminds Local Man He…
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Crier Quotes “My favorite game as a kid was tag.” - MC Hammer Feature Florida Board of Education Announce Upcoming Curriculum Decided Via Trial By…
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Crier Quotes “For the right price, I’ll look the other way.” - Jiminy Cricket Feature “When Will I Ever Use This” Be Damned! Hitman Credits Kill to…
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Crier Quotes “Hats off to the person who named the Platypus — nailed it.” - Whoopi Goldberg Feature Study Finds “Under the Bleachers” Where All the Good…
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Crier Quotes “Follow your nose, wherever it goes.” - Hunter Biden Feature New Jersey Beach “Really Quite Nice” Once You Make it Passed Garbage Mound…
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