Crier Quotes “Gotta keep them pimp hands strong, baby.” - Bill Nye Speed Reads Fireball Whiskey Announces All Purchases Will Come with Complementary Card Suggesting Other Bad Decisions NEW ORLEANS, LA — Taking the needs of their target demographic into consideration, Fireball Whiskey announced a new program that will supply all purchasers with a complimentary card suggesting other bad decisions. “As Bill Shakespeare once said, ‘Give the people what they want,’” said Fireball spokesperson Randy Stienitz, “I mean, there are thousands of better options, but these people are actively choosing to drink this stuff, so why not try these other things, right?”
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Crier Quotes “Gotta keep them pimp hands strong, baby.” - Bill Nye Speed Reads Fireball Whiskey Announces All Purchases Will Come with Complementary Card Suggesting Other Bad Decisions NEW ORLEANS, LA — Taking the needs of their target demographic into consideration, Fireball Whiskey announced a new program that will supply all purchasers with a complimentary card suggesting other bad decisions. “As Bill Shakespeare once said, ‘Give the people what they want,’” said Fireball spokesperson Randy Stienitz, “I mean, there are thousands of better options, but these people are actively choosing to drink this stuff, so why not try these other things, right?”