Crier Quotes “I’ve never lost musical chairs.” - Rosa Parks Feature After First Week of NCAA Tournament, George Santos Reports Bracket Still Perfect WASHINGTON D.C. — Before the tournament began, the odds of picking a perfect bracket were 1 in 9,223,372,036,854,775,808. As the first week of games finished, all seemed lost as millions around the country tore up their busted brackets: but, against all odds, the dream remains alive as New York Congressman George Santos reports his bracket remains perfect. Santos says his ability to pick winners comes from his intimate knowledge of the teams and their players — as many of them, he says, are his children. “A father knows,” said Santos after the shocking upset of one-seed Purdue by sixteen-seed Fairleigh Dickinson. Besides siring most of the athletes, Santos said his position as an alumnus from 83 of the 64 teams gave him further insight. For many, Princeton was a bracket buster, but not Santos: “I had to pick Princeton to advance to at least the Sweet 16. I mean, it’s hard to root against a school you founded.” The Congressman said he is looking forward to watching the remaining games of the tournament as he looks to stay perfect for the 91st consecutive year.
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Crier Quotes “I’ve never lost musical chairs.” - Rosa Parks Feature After First Week of NCAA Tournament, George Santos Reports Bracket Still Perfect WASHINGTON D.C. — Before the tournament began, the odds of picking a perfect bracket were 1 in 9,223,372,036,854,775,808. As the first week of games finished, all seemed lost as millions around the country tore up their busted brackets: but, against all odds, the dream remains alive as New York Congressman George Santos reports his bracket remains perfect. Santos says his ability to pick winners comes from his intimate knowledge of the teams and their players — as many of them, he says, are his children. “A father knows,” said Santos after the shocking upset of one-seed Purdue by sixteen-seed Fairleigh Dickinson. Besides siring most of the athletes, Santos said his position as an alumnus from 83 of the 64 teams gave him further insight. For many, Princeton was a bracket buster, but not Santos: “I had to pick Princeton to advance to at least the Sweet 16. I mean, it’s hard to root against a school you founded.” The Congressman said he is looking forward to watching the remaining games of the tournament as he looks to stay perfect for the 91st consecutive year.