Crier Quotes “I own a variety of bronze statues depicting Shakespearean scenes played by toads.” - Willem Defoe Feature False Alarm: White House Security Confirm Intruder Just Kamala Harris WASHINGTON, D.C. — White House Security staff was placed on high alert this week only to learn it was a false alarm as the unidentified individual roaming the West Wing was just Kamala Harris. “We take every threat seriously,” said Director of U.S. Secret Service Kimberly Cheatle, “Because no one on the White House detail had ever seen the woman before, we had to go through the protocols. But that’s why you drill, right?” Harris was spotted by rookie serviceman Will Flores, who recalled she looked “like a person who went to the bathroom and got lost trying to find her tour group. She kept going down one hallway, stopping as if she realized she just went down that way and turning back.” Once intercepted, secret service agents walked Harris back to her office. To avoid future incidents, Director Cheatle said she’ll be emailing a photo of Harris to all security personnel as well as outfitting Harris with a device that beeps as she gets closer to her office.
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Crier Quotes “I own a variety of bronze statues depicting Shakespearean scenes played by toads.” - Willem Defoe Feature False Alarm: White House Security Confirm Intruder Just Kamala Harris WASHINGTON, D.C. — White House Security staff was placed on high alert this week only to learn it was a false alarm as the unidentified individual roaming the West Wing was just Kamala Harris. “We take every threat seriously,” said Director of U.S. Secret Service Kimberly Cheatle, “Because no one on the White House detail had ever seen the woman before, we had to go through the protocols. But that’s why you drill, right?” Harris was spotted by rookie serviceman Will Flores, who recalled she looked “like a person who went to the bathroom and got lost trying to find her tour group. She kept going down one hallway, stopping as if she realized she just went down that way and turning back.” Once intercepted, secret service agents walked Harris back to her office. To avoid future incidents, Director Cheatle said she’ll be emailing a photo of Harris to all security personnel as well as outfitting Harris with a device that beeps as she gets closer to her office.