Feature: 30,000 Bananas Sign Petition to No Longer Be Classified as “Berries”
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The Lede: At a rally outside city hall, close to 50,000 bananas and banana allies protested the administration’s current designation of the fruit as “berries.” What are people saying? The crowd of nearly fifty thousand chanted in unison “No Justice, No Peel!” outside the chambers of city hall as protesters raised signs that read:
Feature: 30,000 Bananas Sign Petition to No Longer Be Classified as “Berries”
Feature: 30,000 Bananas Sign Petition to No…
Feature: 30,000 Bananas Sign Petition to No Longer Be Classified as “Berries”
The Lede: At a rally outside city hall, close to 50,000 bananas and banana allies protested the administration’s current designation of the fruit as “berries.” What are people saying? The crowd of nearly fifty thousand chanted in unison “No Justice, No Peel!” outside the chambers of city hall as protesters raised signs that read: