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Feature: Fitfluencer Takes Day Off

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Sound Bites: Who’s singing “I’ve Got You Under My Skin”

Feature: Theft from Above

The Commentators: Dee Dee Pickins, Chef Lang, Richard Thickbush

Sound Bites: Who Has Us Brushing Up on Our Sign Language

Feature: Bingo Hall Melee Injures 37, 1 Dead

Feature: Plot to “Blow Up the Internet” Foiled by … The Internet

Feature: 30,000 Bananas Sign Petition to No Longer Be Classified as “Berries”

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